Ealing Southall candidates: the dirty dozen
   

-  Nigel Bakhai, Liberal Democrat
-  John Sydney Cartwright, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
-  Sati Chaggar, English Democrats - 'Putting England First!'
-  Salvinder Singh Dhillon, Respect - Peace, Justice, Equality
-  Sarah Janet Edwards, Green Party
-  Kuldeep Singh Grewal, Independent
-  Tony Lit, David Cameron's Conservatives
-  Yakub Masih, Christian Party 'Proclaiming Christ's Lordship'
-  Jasdev Singh Rai, Independent
-  KT Rajan, UK Independence Party
-  Virendra Kumar Sharma, The Labour Party Candidate
-  Gulbash Singh, Independent
Here's the full list of Ealing Southall by election candidates. By elections are never the cleanest of campaigns so in a 
Telly Savalas moment it seems appropriate to call the candidates the dirty dozen, it also helps there being twelve. Anyway, then it struck me Virendra Sharma - Telly Savalas separated at birth?