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Monday, February 05, 2007
  Caption Competition

On the left is Hugo Swire, Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport. On the right is Grayson Perry another Tory MP er no actually "he" is an artist who wants to be called Claire. Grayson or Claire as he like to be known is a distinguished artist having won the Turner prize and could never be a Tory MP as her dress sense is far to good.

Swire's achievements have included going to Eton, St Andrews, Sandhurst and Sotheby's which may make him even posher than David Shameron. No doubt it is part of a cunning evil master plan by the shameron machine to paint Dave as a regular guy by surrounding him with people who are even posher than he is.

So post away but look at the disclaimer first as I have been advised to cover myself against legal shinanigans.

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Comments:
Obviously the disclaimer is cramping your style.

This is a shame perhaps we should have an exemption in the libel law for blog caption competitions.
 
Yes, well Will, when I suggested getting hold of a good lawyer after the last one ran its course I wasn't suggesting that lot!
 
Hugo: These handcuffs are dashed uncomfortable.

Claire: A toothsome lady cannot be too careful standing next to an Old Etonian. The last one I stood next to goosed my bony arse red raw. The swine!

Hugo: Fagging and Sandhurst can take quite a toll on the old moral code. Wot wot.

Claire: Make this lady a Baroness and you'll get your reward in Heaven.
 
Hugo: I'm potty about art.

Claire: I'm arty about pots.
 
Hugo: That frock reminds me of the one Dave/id wore for my coming out parade.

Claire: Do you mean passing out?

Hugo: Better stop there

Claire: Why?

Hugo: We are in danger of offending Parburypolitica's rather anal legal disclaimer.

Claire: You are awful, but I do like you ...
 
Damn you young man! I'll see you swing for that. I'll see you in Chancery!!
 
That disclaimer isn't really working is it Parbury?
 
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