Celebrity Big Brother - dole money for the Z list I was hoping to watch Celebrity Big Brother but there seemed to be no real celebrities in the place at least not ones who were doing anything else.The only one that I could fathom was doing anything current was the indian film actress and she had only just got off the plane and had never seen the show. So we can only conclude she is the victim of bad advice. The others were complete small fry. Infact that is probably an insult to small fry many of whom are like Norman Wisdom, big in Albania.

Channel 4 must know that the BB franchise is already in the care home of TV programme life. I would suggest a name change to liven it up a bit - Celebrity Dole Money.We were definately robbed of some excellent tele by the non appearence of Robert "I want to be prime minister" Kilroy-Silk. After a leftwing nutter in George "meow" Galloway it was only right that there should also be a rightwing nutter for balance.  ¶ 9:57 pm