John Reid to run for US president if you can read his hand writing
One of the joys of HTML email is that you can personalise it by putting in the fake handwriting text. It's kind of folksy but it can go so wrong as in this example.
John "middle name Reid and no i'm not kidding" Edwards has sent out his electronic christmas card. This must have been scanned in because I have no idea what he is going on about. At least I have found someone with worse handwriting than myself. He may be working on the assumption that the American people have decided that facility with the english language is a detriment to being POTUS [President of the United States]. John it's not true, only the present one has been so handicapped.
Modesty forbids me to put the family photo as his oldest daughters skirt is slighty shorter than Dubya' attention span. She started Harvard Law School this Autumn, her dad wants to be President; it can only end in less than flattering press coverage.