Britney's Split
So Britney's getting a divorce. It turns out that Kevin wasn't Born To Make You Happy. Perhaps he thought I’m A Slave 4 U and wanted out. You said to him Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know what's going on in his head. You even tried to give it another go Baby One More Time. Still you found out that you Can’t Make You Love Me. So just think to yourself Britney Someday (I Will Understand)

Sorry I couldn't resist.  ¶ 9:44 pm